Impact Home Staging Experts Presents “The Lazy Gardener’s Guide to Keeping Houseplants Alive (Or Not)”

Welcome, fellow plant enthusiasts! (Or should we say, fellow plant murderers?)

If you’re anything like us and your green thumb is actually some odd shade of purple, you’ve likely had your fair share of botanical casualties. But fear not, for we at Impact Home Staging Experts are here to impart some dubious wisdom on how to (supposedly) keep those leafy green creatures alive in your home. And hey, we’ll throw in some real tips too, just for kicks.

Step 1: Water When You Remember (But Not Too Much)

Step 2: Find at Least a Ray of Sunlight

Step 3: Consider Repotting…Eventually

Step 4: Feed Your Plants… Sometimes

Step 5: Embrace the Silk Plant Revolution (Go Faux!)

Whether your thumb is green or some other shade unknown to nature, keeping houseplants alive is a noble pursuit. But if ain’t nobody got time for that, and you’d rather spend your time binge-watching Netflix (or browsing Zappos.com) then a few low-maintenance plants and maybe a silk one or two might just do the trick. Just remember: a little effort goes a long way… but so does a good fake plant. Happy (lazy) gardening!